Poor Wardrobe Choices Numero Uno

So I've been toying with the idea of doing a daily sketch for a while now. While I can almost guarantee its not going to be daily, I can at least promise it'll be somewhat regular. It will probably eventually segway into something else, just because I don't feel like I can make poor wardrobe choices forever (right, guys?....right?), but I've got fodder enough for more than a few of these.

As for the topic, I make bad choices in dressing myself almost every single day. Be it that I was born and raised in Florida and now live in Chicago, that I can't afford a proper wardrobe, or that I'm simply slow, numerous people have commented on my seeming lack of common sense in something I should've learned how to do when I was 5.

This becomes ESPECIALLY apparent in the winter.

TO COME:

SHOES
HAIR
UNDERWEAR
AND MORE!!!

Sorry I'm stupid, guys. :)